00:00 PROMPT: Shame
00:03 Oh gosh.
00:05 Shoot.
00:16 There are two, okay yeah, there are two people but the woman is like Mary Ann and the guy's name eludes me.
00:27 They seem to be on some sort of first or second date, probably first date, at a restaurant.
00:37 I don't remember any other context than that really.
00:40 There's a point in which like a waiter comes by and offers some wine.
00:46 And it, they deliberate a little bit over whether they want red or white wine.
00:55 And then it's decided that they want white after I think the guy was like more for the red, like cabernet sauvignon or something.
01:05 And then they're talking about past relationships and the guy asks Mary Ann first and she was sort of recently separated, having been married but not for very long.
01:21 And then the girl asks the guy and he actually had never been in a relationship longer than four months.
01:27 And she makes a joke about how he needs to, how he needs to commit, and he said he did for four months.
01:34 And that was as much as he could give.
01:43 There was another major topic of conversation.
01:51 Yup okay I don't got it so I'm ready for the next one.
01:54 PROMPT: Pulp Fiction
01:56 Oh okay yeah so, so Mia Wallace and what's the guy's name, Vincent Vega aka John Travolta and Uma Thurman come to a restaurant and they, it's like a, it's like a fifties diner restaurant and they they order, sorry they first go to the host and there's a reservation for two under Wallace.
02:30 There's a bunch of posters on the wall all with like seemingly older movies made in the fifties.
02:36 There's a guy playing guitar on stage or about to be introduced, I think his name is Ricky...Ricky Waters or something, no that's a football player.
02:50 Yeah so Ricky something, Ricky Masters maybe.
02:55 Okay and then they're taken to the table by this very, by a midget guy, and then, but it's not a table it's actually a car, it's sort of an old, like I don't know a fifty-seven Chevy type. And then they're put in, Vince Vega on the left and Mia Wallace on the right.
03:16 And Vince Vega.. well so they have like a Buddy Holly type waiter who's coming around, who comes and takes their order.
03:27 And he orders a steak, and he asks if he wants it well done or bloody and he orders it bloody.
03:36 And then Mia Wallace also orders bloody, sorry orders a hamburger but orders that bloody and also a five dollar milkshake.
03:48 And Vince Vega also orders a coke of some sort.
03:53 A diet coke maybe.
03:54 And then she, and then he sort of asks her like what that's like a milkshake, that's five dollars? And she's like yup and it was chocolate.
04:03 And then they, what do they talk about, they talk about, oh yeah he's rolling a cigarette and she asks if she can have it, or if she can have one like that and then he just straight up offers her the one that he's rolling.
04:23 And then the music starts to pipe up after he sort of gives her the cigarette and lights it for her.
04:30 And then he makes his own.
04:32 It's like a very like loungey type music waowaowao.
04:38 And then he, yeah and then I guess there's like a silence.
04:49 Well the food, no the food doesn't arrive.
04:53 I think the milkshake arrives and then they have, they like have a sip of it.
04:57 And then there's like a silence and she says that she's going to go to the bathroom to powder her nose aka do drugs and then he, but she asks him to, while she's in the bathroom, come up with something to say.
05:13 And then she goes into the bathroom and they show her coming out and she says something to the effect of like don't you love when you come back and your food is here?
05:23 And I think the clip pretty much ends about there.
05:29 PROMPT: Seinfeld
05:31 Yeah so Jerry and George are at an airport and generally Jerry is being laid back and George is being neurotic as they are.
05:42 So George is like, first they're like before going through security and I think they're carrying their luggage and someone sneezes on George and he like gets out a Purell bottle and like sort of wipes his hands down.
06:00 And Jerry tells him that he should just relax, that they're like, that it's a good time, that everyone's traveling, and you know try to enjoy their experience at the airport.
06:12 And then they start to go through and they sort of like do some sort of commentary on like what kind of person would be a security guard and look at x-rays fourteen hours a day.
06:24 And then they go, then they go through security and I think George gets stopped or something.
06:36 Yep I'm not remembering.
06:39 And then they're through and then they go to, oh yeah they go and they get on the plane and George is sort of again like being, complaining about like how small the space is that they have.
07:00 Saying, and then, and then just sort of complaining in general and Jerry is like yep here you are with your little space and your little computer, your little bag and like this is it, this is like modern flying.
07:17 And yup that's what I got.
07:21 PROMPT: Good Luck Chuck
07:23 Yeah so Good Luck Chuck.
07:26 I don't know the name of the actor but he's sort of running through the airport, trying to get through security.
07:35 Oh yeah and so the first thing he does is sort of runs to the front of the security line, no there's something before.
07:48 Yeah so he gets to the security line and then like first he tries to get through with like everything intact and the security guard is kind of like, like are you kidding, you never been to an airport before, like what is this.
08:00 And then he takes off his belt, his shoes, his watch and like his wallet probably and then he tries to go through again and he still can't get through.
08:12 And then he, like there's like the coin, oh yeah so he still has like coins, oh yeah so he still had his coins in his pocket and then rather than, and then the security guard asks him to put them in a dish to waste his big tray but then rather than doing that he just sort of throws them on the floor, a little bit belligerently.
08:33 Then at one point the security guard says that the only way he's gonna let him through is if he takes off his pants and then so he's like what and he actually starts to do it since he's in such a rush.
08:46 And then the security guard tells him that he's joking and he's like no you don't have to take off your pants, what is this, I was joking, and then he lets him through.
08:55 And he sort of runs all the way to the terminal with his pants like sort of you know looking really disheveled, his pants are kind of like undone, and his belt isn't all the way on, and he gets on the plane.
09:09 And then they cut to the plane where I think it's Jessica Alba is like getting on and sharing a joke with, with this guy, who's a handsome looking guy and like putting her, putting her bag up into storage.
09:28 And then he comes onto the plane and finds Jessica Alba and then like makes a joke saying like Antarctica?
09:37 Antarctica? Couldn't you just take her to a movie?
09:41 And then sort of like does the schmaltzy speech about how like he messed up and he wants her back and like he has never said this to anyone before but that he loves her and then says something to the, alluding to the fact, alluding to the idea that she is actually with this other guy who she had just shared a joke with.
10:08 But then she says like oh but like it's not really a big deal, I'm coming back on Wednesday.
10:14 And then he's like what and then she says yeah, like this guy is like with his wife.
10:20 And then he like waves to the wife and is like super relieved and I don't know it seems like it's just all gonna work out.
10:28 I think that's, I think that's what I got for that clip.
10:31 PROMPT: My Cousin Vinny
10:32 Yeah so My Cousin Vinny.
10:34 This one's uh, there's Vinny and a girl named Mona?
10:43 And they're at a diner just super cheap.
10:47 They're there for breakfast and they look at the menu.
10:49 They're handed the menu by a waiter slash maybe like the only guy there, the cook, or maybe there are two, I think it was the same guy, hands them a menu and it's got three items on it.
11:04 It's got breakfast for a dollar forty-nine, lunch for, no, breakfast for a dollar ninety-nine, lunch for two dollars forty-nine, I think it was dollar ninety-nine, two forty-nine, and then dinner was three forty-nine.
11:21 And then because they're there for breakfast they order two breakfasts.
11:28 And then they see the cook sort of throw on a whole like, a whole stick of butter onto the grill before he starts cooking and Vinny says something to the idea of like don't you know about this huge cholesterol problem throughout America and like the cook sort of like just ignores it.
11:56 Then what is the actual food... something else that happens.
12:09 I think the food comes, okay yeah I can't remember the rest of the clip.
12:16 PROMPT: Derek
12:18 Derek, yeah so this clip is sort of like middle aged guy in a sweater shows up to a restaurant and says his name is Derek to the hostess, and the hostess asks what his last name is and he can't remember or he says he doesn't know.
12:36 And then rather than that sort of disrupting the table finding process, she points to a table where his date is sitting.
12:47 And there is his date Tracy and it's super awkward and they're kind of both bigger people and Tracy, and then they're sitting there sort of in silence and he says that he like forgot his list of questions so Tracy says you can borrow mine and then he asks her presumably the first question which is like what do you like.
13:13 And then she says that she doesn't have the answer, she just had the question.
13:16 So he gives her the list of questions back.
13:21 And then she asks him what he likes and this is after they order, yeah they actually order first from this waiter who looks like he kind of got it all together.
13:37 And what should I do first.
13:41 You know what I'm gonna go back to the list.
13:44 So she asks what he likes and he says that he likes, there's like a list of things like oil and like old people and then he says he really likes burping and then they like burp disgustingly back and forth to each other a few times.
14:06 And she, she likes burping too.
14:10 And there's a nearby table that kind of looks at them like they're kind of weird which they are.
14:17 And then the waiter brings what they ordered which is like I don't know like a diet coke and something and then asks what they wanna order for dinner.
14:30 And he is asking about a menu item that has like frog legs and the waiter kind of goes into it, like talks about the frog legs and then he's like, he's asking what they taste like and the guy says it tastes like kind of like chicken.
14:47 And then he says like why would you order frog legs on the menu when there's already chicken.
14:52 And then he orders chicken and she orders chicken.
14:56 Then, and then they're like sipping their soda and they're burping again.
15:07 There's like a good round out to the end of the clip or something but I can't.. I think they bring the food?
15:15 Yep sorry I think that's all I got.
15:18 PROMPT: Up in the Air
15:20 Up in the Air yeah so we got Ryan and we got, not Charlotte, it's like some very wholesome name though.
15:30 Ryan, Rachel, what's her name.
15:33 Okay so Ryan is with his younger assistant going through the airport and he sort of like, he flies a lot so he's like giving her strategies for going through security lines.
15:46 And first he sees like oh Asians perfect, like I'm, we're gonna like get into line with them and then he like lays out some of the, some of the rules that he has.
15:56 One is he doesn't follow people with children which was one of the lines, and then he also doesn't follow old people, which is another line, and then he saw like three Middle Eastern dudes and like kind of alludes to the fact that he doesn't follow them either.
16:14 Because he has like five words like or however many words, like random searches, okay that's two, just something, it's clearly more words than that, but yeah it's something about them being random searched which would slow down the line.
16:30 And then she, but she's like Asians, Asians are great to follow because they like to pack light, they're economical, and they even like wear like slip on shoes.
16:38 And then she says something to the idea that that's a racist thing.
16:43 And he's like, he doesn't care, he doesn't think in racist terms he thinks in like efficiency.
16:50 And then they're through, no then they're not through.
16:53 He gets right, he gets right through right away, but then she kinda gets caught up because she didn't take her metallic watch off and he sort of reprimands her for that.
17:03 And because it's kind of putting him behind so I think he's just like standing there discouraged.
17:11 And then she also had checked luggage and he tells her how much time she would have saved if she didn't check luggage and like sort of does some math and says like this number of minutes, you know if you fly this many times a year and it's this many minutes, it's like essentially like a week of your life would be saved if you don't check luggage, which is a lot.
17:37 NThen they get to the... that's all I remember.
17:47 PROMPT: Nonstop
17:49 Nonstop, which one was Nonstop.
17:52 Oh yeah Liam Neeson.
17:53 Liam Neeson is standing outside, I don't know what the context was where this clip starts, they're standing outside by the taxis.
18:01 And like he asks a guy, he's just talking to a guy who's about to fly to Amsterdam and then kind of just like leaves him.
18:13 And then is going through, goes into the airport and is going through security and kind of skips over this guy who is like, who is being a little slow, this black guy, he's being a little slow and he says like excuse me, and he's like man like new york man and like sort of alluding to the fact that new yorkers are rude.
18:39 And then so he gets through, he gets through very efficiently.
18:43 He's pulling up to the terminal and Julianne Moore is sort of fighting with the hostess, or maybe not quite fighting but like really trying to get a window seat from the hostess and seems to be mostly in vain.
19:00 And then Liam Neeson gets on the plane and lo and behold he's in the aisle seat right next to the same black guy that he passed in the security line and he's like am I in your way again?
19:12 Oh yeah because he comes up behind him and sure enough they're like sitting next to each other, although it seems to be business class because there's like a barrier between them.
19:22 And then there's like an attractive girl who shows up and doesn't really, I don't really know what her role is.
19:34 And she like is smiled at by Liam Neeson so maybe there's like a thing later after that and then Julianne Moore comes on the plane and first tries to switch seats with this guy who's presumably was next to her initially, she was in the aisle and she's really trying to get a window seat.
19:52 And but he is, he looked like he was Asian, I couldn't totally tell and it seemed like he didn't speak English, so that was all to no avail.
20:03 And then she came back further and asked the guy sitting next to Liam Neeson if he would switch seats and then sort of Liam Neeson like looks at him and he was like, he had his earphones in and he really didn't seem to want to but he like really didn't have a good enough reason to say no so he says like oh okay fine, whatever, and then Julianne Moore sits down next to Liam Neeson.
20:31 And I think that's where the clip ends.