00:00 PROMPT: Nonstop
00:09 Ah yes, tall skinny blonde-haired guy, he’s grimacing, and looks kind of stoic, walks into an airport.
00:22 He looks like he’s suspicious of something around him.
00:28 He keeps looking at people, like very specifically what they’re doing.
00:39 He gets through to the initial part of security and he shows his passport, um, and he was born on October 12th, 1961, um, although it was written 12 October 1961 on the passport.
01:02 But anyway, he then keeps walking forward, he, there’s in front of him the line of the security checkpoint.
01:11 There’s a black guy, short black hair who’s talking on the phone loudly, um, I don’t remember what about, but anyway, the tall skinny blonde guy gets fed up and kind of looks exasperated and walks past him.
01:25 The black guy looks at him and says like, like “What am I in your way?”
01:30 Tall skinny blonde guy doesn’t say anything, puts all of his stuff through the scanner, um, he gets through without any issue, I think.
01:46 Next, again, he, he keeps on looking at other people who are around him and hones in on specific things about them, um, there’s a Arab guy with a beard and there’s a lady on her cellphone.
02:14 There’s a, I don’t know, there’s, there’s a lot of people around, I can't remember the specifics.
02:20 Um, anyway, next scene he’s in what looks like a shop, and he’s [unsure], says like, “I need to get out of London.
02:31 Give me the next ticket.”
02:32 The person on the other side of the phone line says something to him.
02:37 Ah, that’s all I got out of that conversation.
02:42 He, uh, ah there’s a, he gets to his gate, again there’s kind of people around I’m assuming they all have different characteristics.
02:56 He steps next to a pole and he looks and he sees a lady at the flight attendants’ desk saying like, “Um, I was, um, guaranteed a window seat but I’m in an aisle seat, can you fix that?”
03:07 The flight attendants like, “Oh sorry, Miss, we’ll see what we can do.”
03:11 Um, the very next scene they’re in the plane.
03:23 The same guy who was ahead of him in security is now on the plane, in front of him, putting his bag up top.
03:30 Tall skinny white guy looks kind of annoyed again and goes past the other guy.
03:35 The guy says, “Oh sorry, like, am I in your way,” and under his breath again.
03:40 He goes and sits in his window spot.
03:41 Tall skinny white guy puts in, um, his luggage up top and then sits down.
03:50 It appears to be a fancy airline because it has a divider between the two seats, so either they’re first class or its British airways.
04:03 The lady from before comes down.
04:05 She, it hones in on her asking a, um, Asian guy, like, “Can we switch seats, ‘scuse me,” um, he nods his head no.
04:17 She says, “Do you speak English?” He nods his head no.
04:20 It goes back, cuts back to the skinny white guy and he smirks, goes back to the lady, she, um, then comes over to the skinny white guy and the, the guy sitting next to him and says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, um, like if you don’t care, if you don’t mind, do you mind if I seat in that seat and we switch?”
04:44 He looks exasperatedly at the guy next to him, like, okay, okay fine and pulls the earbuds out of his ears.
04:50 And that’s the end of the scene. Done.
04:58 PROMPT: Shame
05:12 Oh I have it, um, the guy’s name is Brandon.
05:21 They’re at a restaurant.
05:22 He’s there with a girl.
05:36 Uh, the waiter says something sheepishly.
05:44 Give me a second.
05:51 Yeah that’s all I got. Done.
05:58 PROMPT: Derek
06:00 Oh this is a weird one.
06:06 A mildly overweight British guy with hair tossed to his right, like straight hair but it’s kind of like flipped off to the right of his head.
06:20 He keeps looking down to his right during all the conversations.
06:25 He walks into a restaurant.
06:26 He says, like, uh the, maitre d' says, “Do you have a reservation?”
06:30 He says, “Yes, Derek.”
06:33 She says, “Do you have a last name?” He says, “No,” and all of this, all of his words are kind of sheepish and, and hard to understand.
06:40 He has a British accent.
06:45 She says, “Oh, oh, okay well,” and then points with, for her right hand to the, it would be her left side of the reservation book, the middle page and says, “Yes, we have you, um, your, your date is already here,” and directs him to a table in the center of the restaurant.
07:07 The way the camera’s positioned you can see there’s like a couple to their, kind of in the background.
07:12 But anyway, um, so back to the main couple, Derek and his date are there.
07:17 It’s a circular table I think, actually I’m not sure about that.
07:20 But anyway, they introduce each other.
07:30 Again, both of them look very awkward.
07:33 He says like, “Do you have the list of questions?
07:36 Like, I forgot mine.”
07:38 She gives him the list.
07:41 He says, “What’s your favorite color?” She says, “Well I prepared the list of questions. I didn’t prepare any answers.”
07:47 And they, then she gives it back, he gives it back to her.
07:52 She asks him a whole slew of questions that he, like, she says I think, “What do you like?” and he says a whole slew of things that he likes.
08:00 I don’t remember what any of them were.
08:03 She likes one of those same things.
08:05 They laugh.
08:06 He burps.
08:08 She laughs.
08:09 She burps.
08:11 And they burp for a while.
08:14 About how they think burping is funny.
08:20 I think they burp, I think, six times each before the waiter shows up.
08:28 Oh while they’re burping, the couple behind them looks disgusted.
08:32 Waiter shows up and asks them what they would like to drink.
08:38 She gets a, they both get diet cokes.
08:42 She gets a diet coke with two straws.
08:45 The straws for both of them are black it looks like, when he brings it back later, but, um, they both order food.
08:57 I don’t know what they get, but they get the same thing.
09:05 And they continue burping for a while.
09:13 Oh yes! Now I remember what they order.
09:16 They have a whole discussion, Derek has a whole discussion with the waiter about like, why there’s frog legs.
09:20 The waiter has a French accent, he says like, “Oh the frog legs they taste just like chicken.”
09:26 Derek says, “Well, do you have chicken?” He says, “Yes.”
09:30 “Why would you eat frog legs if there are still, if you haven’t run out of chicken?”
09:36 Waiter says, “Well, there’s two different dishes.”
09:38 Derek looks confused.
09:40 Waiter says, “How bout you just get the chicken, the poulet.”
09:43 Derek says, “Okay.”
09:44 They both get the chicken, and that’s all I got. Done.
09:58 PROMPT: Pulp Fiction
10:07 John Travolta and a girl walk into a, like a retro restaurant.
10:21 They had reserved a car, so they go and they sit in the car, that’s like their booth.
10:31 Oh wow, I guess I don’t remember as much as I thought.
10:38 They’re not talking much.
10:42 He orders a vanilla coke, she orders a five-dollar shake from the waiter.
10:54 He orders a steak that’s bloody.
10:58 Oh yeah, the, he’s like, he orders like a steak or something, and the waiters like, “Oh how would you like that? Bloody or burnt to a crisp?” Sorry, he says, “Burnt to a crisp or bloody?” is the correct order.
11:08 He says, “Bloody,” then asks the lady for her order.
11:11 That’s when she orders a five-dollar shake and the burger, bloody.
11:17 John Travolta says like, “Oh wow, five dollar shake?” and she just nods.
11:24 Waiter goes away, brings those back.
11:28 He brings back a metal glass with the shake as well as, um, and throws the napkin on the table and then puts the actual shake down.
11:34 Brings back the soda with a napkin for Travolta.
11:38 The girl is smoking a cigarette, then she opens and takes out another one while Travolta rolls a cigarette.
11:45 Then she asks him, like, “Can you roll me one of those?”
11:47 He smiles and says, “Well, how bout you take this one?”
11:50 She says, “Thank you.”
11:51 He lights it with his lighter with his left hand, no, right hand, I don’t remember.
11:58 Uh, they don’t really say anything.
12:06 She walks off.
12:08 Oh, she says like, “How bout I’m gonna go powder my nose.
12:11 How bout you come up with something to talk about during that time?”
12:14 He walks off, or she walks off to the restroom.
12:19 Um, she comes back.
12:25 The burger’s on her plate and she says, “Oh isn’t it great when you come back and there’s a burger?” as she places the napkin on her waist.
12:32 Travolta makes a comment, something along the lines of like, “I’m surprised with that waiter he came back with anything.”
12:43 And yep that’s about it. Done.
12:53 PROMPT: Good Luck Chuck
13:00 Western-looking tall blonde guy.
13:05 Runs into an airport.
13:07 He’s running through the airport.
13:08 He gets to security, has a really hard time getting through security because he keeps forgetting things.
13:15 So first he leaves his shoes on.
13:18 Oh, first he leaves his belt and everything on.
13:20 Next, he leaves his shoes on.
13:21 Next, he leaves coins in his pocket.
13:24 The security guard is like, “Are you in a rush?” He’s like, “Yes, I’m in a huge rush.”
13:26 Security guard: “Well, how bout we make it faster and you just...” Oh, this is after the guy has pushed through all the crowds to get to the front of the security line.
13:34 Anyway, the security guard says, “Well how bout you just take your pants off?”
13:37 He’s like, “Wait really?” and starts to take his pants off.
13:41 The security guy’s like, “No you weirdo.”
13:43 Um, anyway he gets through without the buzzer going off that time.
13:48 He has no luggage, and he’s thrown all the coins that were in his pocket on the ground.
13:55 He running and while he’s putting his shoes on and running towards the gate.
13:58 He gets to the gate, and he hands his ticket to the flight attendant, he drops a couple of papers on the ground doing so.
14:09 And then he runs down the, um, jet bridge, gets into the plane.
14:16 Ahead of him there’s a girl putting her luggage up above with a guy sitting next to a lady.
14:23 The guy’s in the middle seat, then there’s a lady on the outside with curly red, curly reddish brown hair.
14:27 Um, and then there’s the, the lady putting her stuff up top.
14:33 Anyway, I’m assuming Chuck, tall skinny blonde guy runs down the center of the airplane, uh, and is talking to the girl, confessing his love for her and saying, um, “I’m always, the, like the stepping, I’m always the stepping stone guy. The guy that, um, is the stepping stone to a better boyfriend.”
14:57 She doesn’t say anything during his whole, long, kind of confession of love.
15:01 He says, “I would’ve, alright this time I wanna be that better boyfriend.
15:05 Don’t go off to Antarctica.”
15:08 She says, “Chuck,” or, yeah, “Chuck, I’ll be back in three days.”
15:10 He looks confused but, and looks at the guy in the middle seat and says like, “Well what about that guy?”
15:16 She’s like, “Uh, he’s married,” and then the wife, who’s in the seat next to him looks up at Chuck and waves and says, “Oh hi.”
15:27 Done.
15:34 PROMPT: My Cousin Vinny
15:55 Give me a second.
16:05 This is one of the audiobooks, it’s not one of the videos.
16:11 Ah crud, yeah I, um, I got nothing.
16:23 PROMPT: Seinfeld
16:25 Um, man at the airport...
16:41 A man says George Costanza and Seinfeld, and they're, they’re at a, at a airport.
16:55 Making fun of a lot of people.
17:00 Oh man, come on.
17:11 I think I might be getting this mixed up with the My Cousin Vicky, or Vinny, but they go through the airport.
17:25 And they make fun of, oh this is the My Cousin Vinny, dang it.
17:33 Yeah, yeah they go through and they make fun of all the different groups of people that, the stereotypes that are, are, um, true about different groups.
17:43 They have old people; they have a lot of metal on them that they don’t even know about.
17:46 Um, and then how Asians are the most… but that’s not Seinfeld.
17:54 Crud.
18:00 I know its gonna come back to me when I get to the next one.
18:02 I’ve got nothing on Seinfeld except they're at the airport and they're getting on a plane.
18:11 Yeah, done.
18:19 PROMPT: Up in the Air
18:38 I'm actually gonna go with this one.
18:41 Oh wait, Up in the Air…
18:46 I'm gonna say that this is the one where they're at the airport.
18:48 It’s a guy and a girl.
18:51 They’ve gone through security, he makes, and the, the guy makes fun of the girl for then, for like taking extra luggage.
19:02 Anyway, they get through security, and they're, um, and he’s remarking about how old people take a really, take a really long time to get through security because they have metal everywhere that they’re not aware of.
19:17 Arabs are going to be, they're on the five letter acronym for spontaneous searching.
19:33 And how Asians are the most efficient.
19:35 She says, “That’s racist.”
19:36 He says, “I stereotype. I'm like my mother. I stereotype. It’s more efficient.
19:42 Its faster.”
19:44 Anyway, they get on the plane.
19:46 She pulls out two neck pillows.
19:49 He says, “Hey we’re in business class. Like, why would you need two neck pillows?”
19:52 She’s like, “Well don’t you like to be reminded of home?”
19:55 And he’s like, “This is my home. I fly 265 days, 267 days a year.
20:01 If I use an extra 30 minutes to do something, that would amount to another week every year of my time.
20:13 And so everything on the airport, everything on an airplane is miniaturized, you know, mini…”
20:19 Oh, crud that’s the Seinfeld one. Man.
20:23 They're all getting mixed together.
20:26 Yeah the, the mini, mini bottles, mini trays, mini screens, mini seats.
20:35 Mini delays, etcetera.
20:41 And that’s Seinfeld, so I guess scratch that from this one.
20:44 So he’s talking with the girl, um, and they yeah so he’s, it would be seven extra years, uh, days a year that he’d be up in the air if he was delayed 15 minutes each time.
21:10 And she kind of scoffs in reply and then it’s over. Done.