00:00 PROMPT: How I Met Your Mother
00:02 Um Barney and, I believe, Cindy are at the airport.
00:12 They, goodness um, they are going through security, and there’s a metal box that shows up on the scanner.
00:26 The security officer says, or the TSA guy says to Barney, “Excuse me sir, is this your bag?”
00:36 He says, “Yes.”
00:40 He takes out the box and says, “Can you tell me what’s in here?” He said, um, “I cannot.
00:46 Do you know about the magicians’ code?”
00:49 Um, Cindy looks confused and in disbelief at Barney.
00:55 A crowd of other TSA agents have gathered around.
01:00 They ask him what the magicians’ code is.
01:02 He says, “You cannot…” oh.
01:05 Barney says he’s a magician, and he cannot tell someone except another magician.
01:12 One of the security guards says, “Hey well I’m a magician,” he pulls a deck of cards out of his breast pocket.
01:20 Barney says, “Ok,” and he goes over to the, that TSA agent and whispers in his ear.
01:27 The TSA agent smiles.
01:29 Barney, um, oh and the TSA agent says, “You may…” like, “Have a good flight, you may get through,” or something of that nature.
01:42 Barney smiles and walks through and goes about his way with Cindy.
01:48 Cindy, oh they’re both pulling their luggage, yes their luggage is bright pink.
01:59 Anyway, they, uh, are walking from security and Barney, oh Cindy’s trying to figure out, she’s asking him all sorts of questions, and he just smiles.
02:15 Anyway, they get on the plane and Barney pulls out the box.
02:20 They’re both sitting in their seats.
02:22 He gives it to Cindy, and then gives her a key to put in a little hole and then he gestures at a little hole in the front of the box.
02:32 She puts the key in, opens up the box and there’s a jar of dirt.
02:40 She looks in confused at Barney and looks back at the dirt and a green stem has grown out of it, it grows grows grows, and at the top of it the little head of a rose shows up, a rosebud shows up.
02:55 It opens up, a ring, uh it opens up, a whole crowd gathers around.
03:01 A ring, a diamond ring is in the middle of the flower petals and Barney asks Cindy, “Cindy will you marry me?”
03:14 Done.
03:21 PROMPT: The Santa Clause
03:24 Oh goodness, um, a father and son, I can’t remember the names, walk into, oh the father’s talking to the son, and he’s saying oh like Denny’s, and the son says, the son says “Denny’s again?”
03:42 And the father says, “Yes, it’s an American establishment.”
03:46 And they continue to talk back and forth, and I believe the son says, “Well we’re here because…” oh no, no, not yet.
03:55 They walk into the store, a waitress meets them, um, and they notice a big crowd of Japanese laughing and with waitresses bustling about filling up coffee mugs.
04:14 The lady asks, the waitress asks them if they are with that crew.
04:19 I don’t remember the name.
04:22 They say, “No,” and the son says, “We’re here because dad burnt the Christmas turkey.”
04:31 They, so the waitress nods and brings them into the back room where there’s other families.
04:38 There’s another, they walk past another family with a, whose dad has a wrapped hand.
04:45 The two dads nod at each other in a show, a sign of solidarity.
04:50 The waitress shows them to a booth.
04:51 They sit in the booth.
04:53 The waitress asks them if they’d like something to drink.
04:55 The dad says, “Eggnog.” She says, “Sorry, we’re out,” even though the son doesn’t like eggnog.
05:01 Um, and the waitress says, “Sorry, we’re out of that.”
05:05 The son, the dad says, “Ok, then I’ll take a decaf coffee.
05:11 The son says, “I’ll take chocolate milk.”
05:14 She says, “We don’t have chocolate milk either.” “Ok I’ll take milk,” but he says it kind of dejectedly.
05:23 The dad orders a turkey BLT or, sorry, a turkey club, and the son orders chicken nuggets.
05:38 Uh, I can’t remember the ex-husband’s name.
05:49 The, someone makes a comment, I believe the son makes a comment about Neil, who is the ex-husband or, sorry, the new husband, the new boyfriend of the dad’s ex-wife.
06:04 He says, the dad says something about not liking Neil. The kid says, “Well I like Neil.”
06:11 The dad says, “Sorry.”
06:14 This is a horrible rendition.
06:19 Neil’s a psychiatrist.
06:21 The son enjoys learning from Neil.
06:23 Neil takes time to listen to him.
06:25 The dad makes a joke about how he charges you for listening to you.
06:31 The waitress brings their meals and says, “Merry Christmas.”
06:35 And that’s all I got, done.
06:42 PROMPT: Knight and Day
06:51 Uh, Tom cruise is in the airport, and he’s watching a blonde-haired lady go up an escalator.
07:05 He looks kind of suspicious.
07:11 There’s people bussing all around the airport.
07:13 He goes over, and the lady knocks into Tom Cruise at the top of the escalator, dropping their luggage.
07:25 He apologizes and says, “Sorry,” he was looking at his phone, and she says something.
07:36 He disappears, he says, but before he goes, he says, “You have a smudge on your forehead.”
07:42 She says, “Oh, thanks,” and then as she turns to look in the reflective, like poster board, it’s like a stand up post that has two silhouettes of people, and she is, it’s reflective, so she can check on the smudge on her head.
08:01 She starts to rub it off, and he disappears.
08:09 She sees him again in security.
08:14 He gets through the security fine.
08:16 She gets, she spends a while having to explain the different things that are in her suitcase, because she’s replacing her car.
08:25 One’s an exhaust pipe. There’s something before that.
08:28 The TSA agent pulls up a hairdryer.
08:34 She smiles and says, “Haha, that one’s a hairdryer.”
08:37 She looks back over her shoulder and sees Tom Cruise disappeared.
08:41 Next thing, she’s at the gate.
08:43 She can’t get on because the flight’s full.
08:47 She is, tries to, kind of implores the stewardess to let her on because she needs to get there in time for her sister’s birthday.
08:55 The stewardess says, “Well the 11:30 flight will leave in the morning, will get you in time, will get you there in time to see her birthday.”
09:02 Tom Cruise says, “Oh well, some things must happen for a reason,” as he walks past and gives the ticket, and he gets on the plane.
09:08 She goes and sits down, and a couple seconds later the stewardess comes over and says, “Oh we do have room.”
09:16 There’s actually no one on the plane except a few people.
09:20 Turns out her seat is just kind of caddy corner, kitty corner to um, Tom Cruise’s seat.
09:31 She talks about how her birthday, or her wedding present to her sister is going to be a car, that’s also kind of counts as her father’s present.
09:39 Her father died when they were younger, and that’s all I got.
09:45 Done.
09:52 PROMPT: Mr. Bean
09:55 I’ve never seen Mr. Bean so this is funny.
09:56 Anyway, um, Mr. Bean walks into a restaurant.
10:05 The waiter pulls the chair away.
10:09 He looks confused at the waiter and uses two hands and kind of pulls the chair back in a funny manner.
10:16 He sits down.
10:19 Waiter comes over with the menu, he looks at the menu.
10:22 He uses his, let’s see, would it be his, I think the right index finger to scan the pages, making funny facial expressions throughout the whole time.
10:33 He comes across, oh, oh, you can see he looks at the menu, it appears he’s surprised by the expenses or something like that.
10:42 He pulls out, he looks into his pocket and pulls out a little coin case and puts the money he has in the coin case on a plate on his left side.
10:53 It, he puts one bill down followed by three coins.
11:00 He, the waiter then comes back, asks him what he would like, he says, “The beef tartare,” and he does it in a funny sounding voice ‘cause its Mr. Bean.
11:17 Uh, and he, um, crud, he, um, the waiter, another waiter comes over and pours, oh no no, uh a waiter comes over, and he has a napkin and he kind of flairs the napkin out and puts it in Mr. Bean’s lap.
11:38 Mr. Bean repeats that action twice on his left side, no sorry, three times on his left side followed by once on his right side.
11:45 That time it flairs up, and the napkin goes over to the lady to his right and lands on her meal.
11:52 He quickly pulls the underside of the tablecloth to make it look like his napkin.
11:56 He tucks it into his neckline as you would a fancy napkin.
12:03 A waiter comes over with a bottle of wine, says, “Oh would you like to taste the house wine?”
12:10 He pours the wine.
12:14 Mr. Bean throws it back and puts the glass down.
12:19 He says, “Would you like anymore?”
12:20 He’s like, “Oh no no no, I’m driving,” and then makes silly hand gestures showing what it would be like if he was drunk and driving.
12:34 The waiter looks confused and walks away.
12:37 The steak tartare comes out and it’s raw hamburger on an onion and some other chopped vegetable.
12:47 Mr. Bean picks it up and sniffs it, flaring his nostrils kind of aggressively.
12:53 And that’s, oh and then he gives the waiter the money and then the waiter, and then gives the waiter one coin from his pocket, from his left pants pocket.
13:11 Yep that’s all I got. Done.
13:17 PROMPT: Due Date
13:28 Oh this is the one with Robert Downey Jr. and the, Zach Ganafaris [sic].
13:37 Anyway they’re at a airport.
13:42 They’re outside.
13:47 Um, Robert Downey Jr. looks, uh.
13:55 They’re talking about something.
14:00 The shorter guy says, um, knocks over a suitcase, oh man um, and then picks his stuff up and walks inside while Robert Downey Jr., and says that, “Oh, like, well you’re not allowed to touch other people’s luggage,” so Robert Downey Jr. has to pick up his own luggage.
14:21 He walks inside, as he’s going through security, oh, he walks through the airport, he has a, looks like a stockbook it looks like hanging off his bag.
14:30 Anyway, they get to the security.
14:33 Um, Robert Downey Jr. walks through.
14:38 The guy, TSA agent, asks him if it’s his bag.
14:41 He says, “Yes.”
14:42 Then he pulls out a MAD magazine and says something about it.
14:54 And Robert Downey Jr. says, “Oh that’s not mine,” and he pulls out a pipe, sniffs it, says something.
15:02 Robert Downey Jr. says, “Oh this is not mine. I, like, didn’t pack this bag,” and then the guy says, “Did you pack your bags.” He says, “Yes.”
15:08 “And this is not your bag?” He’s like, wow I’m losing the dialogue, I can’t remember, but anyway they talk back and forth.
15:18 The TSA agent says he doesn’t know what a mule, like a drug mule looks like.
15:24 Robert Downey Jr., and then accuses Robert Downey Jr. of implying that he, the TSA agent looks like a drug mule.
15:33 Anyway, eventually Robert Downey Jr. gets through the security, gets to the airplane, packs his luggage, sits down, pulls out the sock bunny, puts it in the thing, uh, the seat in front of him, puts his passport with the two tickets sticking out of it also in the seat in front of him.
15:50 The other guy from earlier walks in, puts his, has a hard time getting his luggage into the carrying, luggage compartment above Robert Downey Jr.’s seat’s head and has to put his stomach and crotch right in Robert Downey Jr.’s face.
16:12 Uh, he has a very hairy navel and pressed that right against Robert Downey Jr.’s face.
16:21 Um, they exchange a conversation back and forth about how the guy got upgraded to first class ‘cause he was, he couldn’t have a seatbelt that fit him.
16:37 And then he goes and he sits down in his seat.
16:40 Oh, a stewardess, he cleans his glasses, a stewardess pushes him against, knocks into him and presses him against Robert Downey Jr.’s face.
16:47 The guy goes over and then sits in his seat and that’s all I got.
16:50 Done.
16:58 PROMPT: Friends
17:02 Monica and Chandler are at an airport.
17:08 Monica’s stressed.
17:09 Chandler says, “See, my way of getting to the airport worked.”
17:14 Then Monica gets really stressed as she sees a long, winding line at the airport, um, security.
17:22 He destresses Monica by saying, “Bermuda, Jamaica, da da da da” the Beach Boys song, um, wait no it wasn’t that song.
17:36 No it was that song, yeah.
17:38 And they, she laughs even though she kind of purses her lips.
17:44 But, and uh, each side of her cheek curls up in a smile.
17:48 They get to security and the guy behind Monica says, “Geez hurry up.”
17:53 Monica says, “Hey, I’ve never gotten, I’ve gone through this perfectly before, oh, like I’m not gonna mess up this time.”
18:05 Anyway, right before she walks through, she takes off her anklet and then she comes through security smiling at the TSA agent.
18:12 They get through.
18:18 Uh, they barely get through in time, Chandler, oh, and then they need to get to their gate on the far side of the, uh, far side of the airport.
18:33 Chandler hands sixty dollars to an old guy that, um, on an electric scooter.
18:37 The old guy lets them use the electric scooter to get to the gate.
18:41 They get there just in time, right before the gate’s closing.
18:43 They go down the gate, they sit, they put their bags up.
18:46 They get onto the, um, plane.
18:49 And she says, uh, Monica says, “Ok, next time we’ll go my way and get there four hours early.”
18:56 Chandler closes his eyes and says, like, “Sure thing honey, but all I can think about right now is ‘Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.’”
19:06 That’s the lyrics, um, yeah.
19:09 That’s all I got for that one. Done.
19:19 PROMPT: The Big Bang Theory
19:20 Um, Sheldon and, uh, Leonard they walk into a restaurant.
19:32 Sheldon’s complaining that this is, he says, “I don’t see why even, just because our neighbor works here, is a waitress here, means that we have to go, that we have to disrupt our weekly restaurant schedule.”
19:48 Leonard and Sheldon sit down.
19:54 Penny, oh man, uh, Penny comes over.
19:58 Penny says, “Hey, what can I get you guys?”
20:00 Sheldon says, “I don’t, I don’t know, I haven’t been here. What, like, what do you guys have?”
20:07 And Leonard says, “Oh you like burgers, Sheldon, so how ‘bout you have a burger?”
20:12 He says, “Ok, I’ll have a burger,” but then Penny says, “There’s a whole bunch of different types of burgers.
20:21 A barbecue burger, a bleu cheese burger,” that’s all I got.
20:26 Um, and a couple other burgers.
20:34 Sheldon says, “I don’t know,” says, “I’ll have the big tom, the big tom boy, the big po boy burger” from the restaurant that they usually go to.
20:46 Penny says, “Well this burger, the barbecue burger is kinda like that.
20:50 He says, “Well I don’t know why I would have, why I’d settle for a burger that’s kind of like the one that I want.”
21:02 Um, anyway, they both get barbecue burgers, and Sheldon really likes his burger.
21:19 He takes one bite, and he’s like, “Oh this isn’t that bad.”
21:21 And then has a bigger bite.
21:24 Penny makes a comment about Leonard’s new boy, ha, new girlfriend.
21:33 He freaks out and has a long kind of dialogue about that to himself.
21:39 Sheldon says, “Well you’re lucky that I’m, like that you’re with one of the three minds who could follow that train of thought.”
21:46 He says, “Well what do you think?”
21:49 Sheldon goes, “Well just ‘cause I followed doesn’t mean I care.”
21:54 Yeah that’s all I got. Done.
22:03 PROMPT: Brazil
22:07 Really weird movie, um, or really weird excerpt, uh, a lady with a shoe on her head, that’s leopard print and a guy, I’m assuming her son, walk into a weird looking restaurant.
22:20 They check in at the front.
22:25 The son looks flustered.
22:26 They walk in towards the restaurant and there’s big columns in the center, everyone’s dressed very weirdly.
22:34 Uh, they, the son is trying to tell his mother something.
22:50 Anyway, they sit down, there’s another lady and her daughter there, I’m assuming her daughter.
22:55 The daughter has like a mouthbrace in and immediately offers the son, “Would you like the salt?”
23:01 The mother of that daughter says, like, like grabs her hand and like puts it away.
23:07 The waiters come by and ask them to select their menus.
23:12 They request to always put numbers in.
23:14 The ladies all select, the one mother of the son says like, “Oh well, screw the diet, I’ll get the number eight.”
23:23 The son wants a steak.
23:25 The guy who requested the son, asks, says the specific number of the steak.
23:33 They, then he, yeah, so they get all the menus and orders in, um, and then the son goes and he whispers into his mother, but right when he’s gonna say something, the waiters come back with a number eight for her.
24:00 It’s three half spheres of green colored mush with a picture of the meal that its supposed to be on the front.
24:09 Um, same happens for the next lady, and they take the lady’s dog and put it on the, where the dish used to be, on the platter, and then they do it for the two other folks.
24:22 The two older ladies had green dishes, again three spherical like scoops.
24:27 The young girl had a brown dish with three spherical scoops, and the other guy also had a brown dish with those.
24:36 All of them had pictures of the dish that they’re supposed to be.
24:38 The lady of the son, she uses a fork and dips into his steak and holds it up to him.
24:47 He grabs it with a fist, uh, the girl offers him salt.
24:57 Yeah that’s all I got. Done.