00:00 PROMPT: Brazil
00:06 There's a guy and his mom and they go into this restaurant.
00:12 They're greeted by a French waiter at the door.
00:15 He obviously knows the mom, she's a regular.
00:19 She's wearing a leopard print outfit with a shoe on her head.
00:23 The son doesn't want to be there.
00:26 He leads them to their guests that are already sitting at the table, which is a younger woman and her mother.
00:33 The younger woman has like a metal brace around her mouth and offers salt to the boy and the mom tells her, not now, 'cause it's not the right time to do it.
00:45 The other woman there has a dog, she's wearing like pink and purple, she's recently had surgery on her face.
00:55 She gives the boy a present, but it's already unwrapped and he already has another unwrapped present in his hand.
01:04 And then the mom, his mom sits down and they're all sitting, and they all order, because the waiter asks them what they want and she orders the number eight because she feels that she can avoid her diet that day.
01:20 The other old woman orders a number two because he recommends it to her.
01:24 The younger girl orders the number one because he recommends it to her.
01:28 And then the guy tries ordering a steak, but the French guy keeps on insisting that he say the actual number of the steak and so finally he just says three, or trois.
01:40 And then they were all using electronic menus and then when they bring the food, it's just three piles of mush on a plate for all four of them.
01:52 And then they take the dog and put it in, on like the serving tray and take it away when they start eating.
02:02 And the son keeps trying to talk to his mom but she's like ignoring him and it just ends with the girl asking him if he wants salt.
02:21 I'm done.
02:24 PROMPT: Friends
02:27 Chandler and Monica are going to the airport for their honeymoon and they arrive, I don't think by taxi, whatever way Chandler suggested, which ends up making them semi-late because Monica's freaking out about getting on their honeymoon on the correct time.
02:50 And Chandler just keeps singing the Beach Boys song Aruba Jamaica because that's all he can think about, not actually getting there on time.
02:59 And so when they get there, they're at the very back of the line, of a very long line that winds around the corner for the plane and they have to go through security.
03:10 And they finally get to the front and Monica is taking her time taking all the metal off her body and the guy behind her yells at her like hurry up and she turns to him, and is like, she's upset, flustered, because she has never set off a metal detector before and she's not going to start today.
03:29 She almost walks through but then she realizes she still has her ankle bracelet on so she takes that off.
03:35 And then as she steps through they hear the last call for their flight.
03:41 And so they have to hurry up and Chandler runs up to a guy on a scooter, an electric scooter, and he offers him 60 dollars so they can borrow it and they both hop on the scooter and they ride all the way across the airport because their terminal's all the way on the other side.
03:57 And they finally get on the plane as the doors are closing and walk across the chute to the actual plane and they sit down and all Chandler could think of is that song again.
04:13 And it ends with Monica laughing.
04:19 I'm done.
04:25 PROMPT: Mr. Bean
04:27 He goes to a fancy'Mr. Bean goes into a fancy restaurant and the waiter shows him his table.
04:33 He sits down, well the guy pulls the chair out and Mr. Bean just kind of like extends his arm and looks at it awkwardly and just takes the chair and sits down.
04:45 And then he like takes out his wallet after he's like looking at like the menu and pours out like a dollar and several or like some paper money and some coins and then tries to figure out, he keeps eying the money and the menu to see what he can actually afford.
05:04 But then he ends up getting a steak for whatever reason and I don't even know if he can afford it and the man, the waiter, comes back up, or a different waiter, and asks him if he wants some like the house wine.
05:18 And he pours a little bit, Mr. Bean tries it, and the man goes to pour a little bit more and Mr. Bean's like 'no, no, no, no, no don't,' I need to drive home and I don't want to get in a wreck, but he makes very obnoxious motions to say that.
05:32 And then he, the other waiter eventually comes back and takes this green napkin you're supposed to put on your waist when you're sitting down on your chair, grabs it and flaps it through the air and then puts it on Mr. Bean's waist.
05:53 And then Mr. Bean gets entertained by taking it back and flapping it through the air and keeps doing that until he accidentally throws it onto the table of the woman to his right.
06:06 And before she can look and realize that he's the one that did it, because she's already been eyeing him because he's been annoying, he grabs the tablecloth, which is the same green color, and stuffs it into his shirt.
06:22 And she's like looking around trying to find him but she can't because he looks like he's just a regular customer just eating.
06:28 And then they come with his order, but it just looks like uncooked meat in the middle of a plate.
06:44 And then I'm done.
06:54 PROMPT: Due Date
07:17 I think this is the one with Robert Downey Jr.
07:22 And he's sitting, standing on the curb outside the airport with his suitcase and this man sitting next to him, or standing next to him, talking about how things can only go uphill from here, but really Robert Downey Jr.'s like oh it really can only go downhill from here.
07:46 He tells him that his dad's stupid for teaching him the wrong expression.
07:50 And then the guy goes to leave but knocks over Robert Downey Jr.'s suitcase and then he asks him to pick it back up but the guy says oh that's rude of me to wanna touch a stranger's luggage, so he just walks away and Robert has to pick it back up.
08:09 And then Robert enters the airport and he's getting his bag checked and while it's getting checked, the scanner kind of shows that, tells the person scanning it that he needs to be pulled over.
08:28 So they pull him over and they go through the bag and he's got a Mad magazine and a pipe for smoking whatever.
08:39 And he's just giving the security guard a hard time like because he's messing the order of how he packed all his stuff and he may have switched bags with the other man or he was covering up the fact that he was trying to smuggle marijuana onto the plane.
09:02 And he just kept giving the guy a hard time for going through his stuff and called him some word that the man had never been called before.
09:15 He was upset by that.
09:17 But then Robert Downey Jr. gets on the plane eventually.
09:22 After, well first he notices this woman, he's kind of looking around at the airport and he notices a woman that wants to get a window seat'WAIT wrong movie.
09:35 Anyways he just gets on the plane and Seth, or the man that he met at the curb is standing there and he was in economy class but got bumped up to first class because his belt, his belt buckle wouldn't fit, or his seat belt wouldn't fit.
09:57 And he's just being obnoxious again and trying to put his bag up in the luggage container and is like standing on Robert Downey Jr.'s seat, getting his stomach in his face, and Robert Downey Jr.'s like hey do you realize there's a person sitting here and he doesn't really apologize and then this woman flight attendant, or the woman tries to walk by and he ends up getting his stomach pushed into Robert Downey Jr.'s face.
10:27 The end, I'm done.
10:33 PROMPT: The Santa Clause
10:35 Um a guy named Scott and his son Charlie go to a Denny's for Thanksgiving dinner because Scott the father messed up with the turkey or did something to ruin the dinner so they have to go to a Denny's.
10:54 The dad's all excited and the son's like I don't really want to go here, why are we going here.
11:00 And they end up getting a table in the back room and the father orders some sort of club sandwich and the son orders chicken tenders and they're talking to this waitress and the waitress is like do you want a beer, and the dad's like no I want eggnog.
11:22 She's like, before he can even respond or say anything, she's like we're out of eggnog.
11:26 So then he orders something else and the same thing happens to the son, he tries to order chocolate milk but she says we're out of chocolate milk so he has to order plain milk and chicken tenders.
11:41 And then meanwhile the father, they also noticed another man was there, and his hand was bandaged or cut or something like that.
11:51 And then they, the father Scott is talking to his son Charlie about like his wife's new boyfriend, his ex-wife's new boyfriend Neil.
12:09 And Neil's a psychiatrist and Charlie likes him because he listens to him and gives him good advice.
12:19 And Charlie would have probably had a better time with Neil and his mom than with Scott.
12:27 And then Scott is apologizing the crappy situation they're in, but also gets offended when Charlie says some sort of technical term that he learned from Neil and said oh well they don't really care what you say, they're just getting paid to listen to you.
12:52 I'm done.
12:57 PROMPT: How I Met Your Mother
13:01 Barney and a woman named Quinn are at the airport and they just got back from Atlantic City, I believe.
13:15 And they've got neon pink tiger stripe luggage containers and something happened, like she was upset with him, was like I'm never letting you pick whatever we do again and he was just making a joke out of it.
13:37 And then they get, they go up to the baggage check and his bag needs to get checked and they're like what's this metal box in your bag and he's like oh I can't tell you and they're like sir we need you to tell us what it is.
13:52 So then he asks, he says well I'm a magician, it's part of my magic trick, I can only tell another magician what's in it.
14:01 And so one of the security guards on cue steps forward and pulls a deck of cards out of his shirt pocket.
14:07 He's like I'm a magician.
14:08 So then he whispers in the other security guard's ear what's in the box and the guy says oh he's all clear, he gives him his bag and they go on their way.
14:18 And they get on the plane and the girl, once they get on the plane, Barney gives Quinn the key to the metal box.
14:31 She opens it and then she pulls out like a pot with soil in it and out of the soil a rose starts to bud and like everyone on the plane is watching this happen and then the rose blooms and he plucks a diamond ring off the rose and proposes to Quinn.
14:54 I'm done.
15:00 PROMPT: Knight and Day
15:01 Um this was Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.
15:05 And Cameron Diaz is on an escalator going up in an airport and he's just kind of standing off to the side.
15:14 And she gets up the escalator to the top and accidentally runs into Tom Cruise and I don't know why he's there but she eventually goes over to the baggage claim or the security checking thing for the bag and she's got all these spare car parts because she fixes up cars so she's trying to fix up a certain car, or I guess this specific car, it's expensive.
15:43 And she's like looking off to the side and sees Tom Cruise going through the scanner and keeps talking about pipes, holds up different pipes, and then looks back and there's a woman standing where he was so she doesn't see him anymore.
15:58 And then she walks to the entryway to the plane and she tries to get on, and they're like sorry the plane's full but she's like but no ten minutes ago I got on with this ticket, you have to let me on.
16:18 And they said oh no your seat, the plane's full, we don't have a seat for you.
16:23 And she's trying to explain how it's her, she raised the girl like she was her sister, she practically raised her, her name is April, and how she's getting married and she has to be at the wedding and the woman tells her oh it's fine, you can just catch the 11:30 the next day and you'll get there on time.
16:41 And then Tom Cruise is standing behind her in line and just tells her some things just happen for a reason.
16:48 And then eventually she goes and sits down and he gets on the plane.
16:51 And then eventually this woman comes up and says oh well we have a spot for you on the plane anyways and she gets on the plane which is surprisingly almost empty even though they said it was full.
17:04 And then she sits near Tom Cruise and he's like asking her wow you're going a long way just for a car part and then I'm done.
17:21 PROMPT: The Big Bang Theory
17:22 Leonard and Sheldon go to this diner that their mutual friend who lives in the same apartment building Penny works at.
17:38 And Sheldon's all upset because it's not where they normally go.
17:46 They usually go to this thing called the big boy, it's a different diner they go on Tuesdays and he's upset that they're messing up their restaurant schedule for the week and how they have a regular place that they normally go to.
18:01 And they sit down and they try to order and Penny comes up and gives them a menu and offers them four different burgers and one of them is like the barbecue burger and Sheldon is being pissy about how because Penny says it's like the big boy and he's like why would I live in a world where I could get something like the big boy if I could actually just get the big boy?
18:28 So he's upset and then they both end up ordering the barbecue burger and then he says some convoluted like very intense dialogue, some long dialogue that Leonard remarks only three people on this coast would even understand what he said and he said he followed it but he didn't really care enough to respond.
19:00 And then Penny brings back their burgers and Sheldon tries it and he realizes that it's actually really good and that he's found a new burger joint to go to on Tuesdays for his ritual whatever, his ritual meal.
19:16 I'm done.