00:00 PROMPT: Derek
00:02 All right, so this is oh what's his name from the Office, Ricky Gervais, and he's playing kind of a meek, just a very meek, it's hard to say if he's, actually has a disorder or if he's just a not very confident individual.
00:26 But he's going to a restaurant, a little French restaurant and he's there for a date.
00:33 And he asks the waitress for, he gives her the name of his reservation, or the hostess, and the hostess says, oh you're, the person you're meeting is already here.
00:45 So she shows him to the table, he sits down and there's a woman'she has like a lightish, or darkish blonde light brown hair and I think she had a bow in it?
01:06 And they sit down and they start talking and it's a very awkward kind of introduction.
01:14 She asks him if he has any questions; he says he didn't really have a time to write a list or something so she offers him her list of questions.
01:24 He takes it, looks at it, and starts asking the first questions which is 'what do you like' and she says oh I wrote the questions but I didn't write down or think of any answers.
01:37 So he goes oh I'll let you ask me, why don't you go.
01:43 So she asks him the first question what do you like and he rattles off a whole bunch of things including monkeys, piglets.
01:51 I don't remember if he says it explicitly but he says something about like burping which goes into this whole thing where she's like oh I like burping too and Ricky starts burping over and over and over, and they start getting a little bit of looks.
02:07 The waiter comes over and he has a very kind of like stern and professional looking guy, he's very no nonsense and Ricky says oh do you like burping and he just says no.
02:24 So he shows them the menu and asks what they like and Ricky asks something about the menu which he says oh it's frog legs.
02:36 And Ricky's very confused why you would eat frog legs and he says oh it tastes like chicken.
02:41 Well why would you keep eating frog legs like do you have chicken?
02:46 And the waiter says yeah it's this thing on the menu.
02:50 So he's all why would you serve frog legs if you still have chicken?
02:53 And so he orders the chicken, I forget what she orders but let's see, all throughout this Ricky's burping randomly too and they both order cokes.
03:13 So the food comes and the waiter says what it is and Ricky's like oh I thought I got the chicken and the waiter says yeah that is chicken.
03:25 So they eat.
03:27 And that's it.
03:28 PROMPT: Seinfeld
03:31 Ah another audio sitcom at an airport.
03:37 So this was Jerry and George were going to an airport and as per the usual Jerry's going on and on about just making jokes about different things he observes while George is just getting antsy and pissy about just getting through security.
04:00 So the first bit was they're going through security and Jerry's going off on like how smart can you possibly be if you choose to stand in front of that x-ray for 14 hours a day?
04:17 So George just keeps trying to get him to shut up and get through.
04:23 And then they get through and the next bit is all about how like oh things are so expensive at airports and do they even'I think this was George complaining more than; yeah this was George complaining, not Jerry making jokes.
04:41 So George is complaining like oh do they have any idea that this stuff doesn't cost 8 dollars, like it doesn't cost 8 dollars for a candy bar anywhere else, only in an airport.
04:51 Um and the last bit they were saying, Jerry was making jokes like oh everything's so small in an airplane, you get small everything, like little packs of peanuts, small bathrooms, a small delay, a little bit of a this and that.
05:14 And he and there's one more part after that.
05:18 The pilot gets on and says oh this is going to be our route now, so we're going to make a left here, a right there, Pittsburgh was I think one of the cities and George was complaining like oh they don't need to tell us all this stuff, just get us to the right place at the right time and we'll be fine.
05:39 Ok that's it.
05:41 PROMPT: Good Luck Chuck
05:43 Um so this was mostly focused around a guy trying to get through airport security, I guess that's the trend here.
05:57 He's trying to get through airport security very, very quickly.
06:00 So he's rushing and rushing, jumps and he tries to get through the line and gets around the line and he starts trying to like take off everything he has that's metallic and like throw it in the bin.
06:13 And he tries to go through and the thing beeps, and the security guard who's kind of an asshole looks over and is like do you still have a belt on and he's like oh yeah yeah yeah and takes his belt off, he jumps through and he's like do you still have, like what's in your pocket?
06:29 What goes in your pockets?
06:30 And he's like oh change.
06:32 So he jumps back in and starts pulling out all the change and the airport security guy says in the small box, bucket, not the big bucket.
06:39 Don't waste my big buckets.
06:41 And so rather than deal with that he just throws it on the floor.
06:44 So he finally jumps through and nothing is metallic so he gets through without it beeping.
06:54 And he runs and makes it to the airplane which is I think like Gate E something, makes it in, and there's the woman who he's obviously there to try to catch and she's talking to some guy on the airplane and a bunch of papers fall out of his bag and he's like oh I definitely didn't mean to do that on purpose.
07:17 He puts his stuff up and sits down and she puts her stuff up and as she's putting it up, a hand comes out to help her and it's, she turns around and it's the guy who was running through security.
07:33 And so he goes off into this whole big monologue about oh she shouldn't go off to Antarctica or Alaska or something.
07:44 Like how he was always the stepping stone to another guy and he wanted to be that other guy for her and he tells her that he loves her and he obviously thinks that she was going to go, or she was going on a trip with the guy she was talking to and so the woman he was trying to catch says oh and have you met his wife?
08:07 So the implication I guess that being she wasn't dating him.
08:14 So yeah, on that note the end.
08:17 PROMPT: Pulp Fiction
08:19 Ah Pulp Fiction.
08:20 Ok so this was John Travolta and Uma Thurman heading out to a like a diner, an old-timey themed diner.
08:31 And it was taking her out for her husband who was named Marcel in the movie.
08:41 And they go in and they have the reservation, they sit down and they have reserved a car and the waiter shows them to their seat, takes their drink order.
08:58 John Travolta orders the vanilla coke, she orders a 5 dollar milkshake and John Travolta makes a snide comment about that.
09:09 And so they're sitting there and she's about to go onto her second cigarette and notices that he's rolling his own. 10:03
09:17 So she asks for one and he gives her the one that she just rolled.
09:22 So they order, he orders a steak, she orders a burger.
09:30 And she gets up and says oh I'm going to go to the bathroom, by the time I come back you better have something to say.
09:37 She goes to the bathroom, she comes back, the burger's already there.
09:42 And she says oh don't you love it when you go to the bathroom and your food's there and what's the last part.
09:54 PROMPT: Up in the Air
09:56 I think that's where they ended.
10:03 Oh so Up in the Air.
10:05 This was, which one was this.
10:14 Oh okay, this was one of the audio ones where there was a woman named Natalie I believe, something with an N and the guy was named Ryan and again it's all about security.
10:27 And the guy's basically telling her all the fast ways to get through security and how to save time and how to stand behind the right line.
10:40 He's obviously a very seasoned traveler.
10:44 He claims he travels like 200 days a year so he's talking about how oh if you don't check luggage, you save half and hour every trip, which adds up to you know a week in a year for him.
11:02 And he, there's a bit of a discussion about which line to stand behind, so he says like oh Asian people are usually really fast in line so you want to stand behind them and people with strollers are slow and middle eastern people get randomly pulled over for checks.
11:21 So they through all the trouble of being, of stereotyping to standi behind the Asian people just so that the woman who was named Natalie gets pulled aside anyway to have her bag checked.
11:34 So they get through that, he convinces her to buy carry-on luggage so that she doesn't have to check luggage.
11:43 And they get to the plane and they have a little chat about where she says oh do you ever miss home?
11:50 You know this is why I take my own neck-like pillow versus getting a free one that you get in first class.
12:00 And he says oh you know I travel so much that this basically is home for me.
12:05 That's it.
12:08 PROMPT: Nonstop
12:09 So this was an action movie, I believe that was Liam Neeson.
12:14 He was being very Liam Neeson-y.
12:17 He was trying to get on a plane, or he just got off a plane, he was trying to get on another one.
12:24 And he was just moving through the airport rather quickly, he was checking his cellphone a bunch, he was talking to someone trying to figure out how to get to London, saying that they didn't have time to waste.
12:46 And that's pretty much all I remember.
12:50 PROMPT: My Cousin Vinny
12:51 Ah so this is the scene of My Cousin Vinny, where they go to the diner in the small town.
12:58 And Vinny and I'm blanking on her name, um, his girlfriend, they go and they go to the diner to try to get food and the diner only has three things.
13:12 It has breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
13:15 I think breakfast was 1.95, lunch was 2.45, and dinner was 3.45.
13:23 And so they look through the menu and they're like oh I guess we're obviously having breakfast so they order their breakfast and they ask the guy oh what's that whistle that goes off at 5:30 in the morning?
13:37 And he's like oh that's the whistle over at the sawmill telling people it's time to wake up.
13:42 And so they're talking and the guy, the chef, the girlfriend sees the chef put a huge amount of lard on the skillet and they say like oh haven't you heard of the cholesterol problem that's taking the nation and he goes oh I don't care.
14:02 And then they finally serve them breakfast and they're looking'oh while he's cooking, they talk about oh like you know if you screw this case up, your cousin's going to, they're going to fry those poor boys.
14:16 He's like I got it, I got it, and she says like oh it didn't look like you got it today in the courtroom.
14:22 And he's like oh that's all the procedure, I'll learn as I go.
14:27 So then the guy serves them breakfast and he, they look at it and Vinny's all confused, he's like what's this.
14:33 And he's like oh that's grits, have you ever had grits before, and he's like I've heard of it, but I never saw it before.
14:40 And he tries to offer it to his girlfriend, she goes after you.
14:44 I think that was it.
14:48 PROMPT: Shame
14:51 Okay.
15:02 Give me a second.
15:28 I totally don't remember this one.
15:31 Holy crap.
16:20 Give me one more minute here.
16:55 I'm really sorry I don't think I remember this one.