00:00 PROMPT: Knight and Day 00:03 All right, so this one was the one, a blonde woman was heading up the escalator; she had a plane to catch at an airport. 00:12 She had one rolling bag with her. 00:14 And another guy who was also at the airport, Tom Cruise, so kind of suspicious looking, bumps into her, blames it on looking at his phone, and then they go through security. 00:31 So she has all these different mufflers and exhaust parts from cars, older cars, mentions she has all these things because she likes to restore old cars. 00:48 And she also has a blow dryer in her bag, so that all gets checked through security. 00:55 And then she turns around at some point and sees Tom Cruise behind her. 01:02 Then turns around again and he's not there anymore. 01:05 um also when he bumps into her at the top of the escalator he says that she has a smudge on her face which she checks in the mirror. 01:16 So finally the woman gets to the flight and the flight attendant says that the flight is all booked and that her ticket isn't going to get her on board and she can't get on the flight. 01:35 The blonde woman gets upset and she says that she has a wedding to get to and it was her sister I think that she basically raised, and she gets really upset and the woman says that, the flight attendant says that they can get her on a flight the next morning, which should get her there in time. 01:55 Tom Cruise is right behind her in line and says something creepy about like sometimes, things happen for a reason and he gets on the flight. 02:05 But while the blonde woman is sitting outside, the flight attendant goes up and says, oh we managed to get you a ticket on board, so she gets on the flight, looks around, and sees that Tom Cruise is there, puts her bag up. 02:22 She complains that this is why the airplanes, airplane companies are going out of business, that there are a lot of empty seats on board, and she talks a little bit to Tom Cruise and it ends with her saying, talking about how her father got her into car repair. 02:47 I think that's it. 02:48 PROMPT: Mr. Bean 02:50 Ah so Mr. Bean goes to a restaurant. 02:55 He, it's a fancy restaurant with green and white tablecloths, and gold and white chairs, a lot of fancy crystal and china. 03:05 Restaurant seems pretty full. 03:07 The host pulls the chair away and Mr. Bean is thinking that he's taking the chair away from him rather than just pulling it out for him to sit down. 03:17 And so he kind of looks at the host funny and takes the chair back from him. 03:23 He sits down and he looks at the menu, and he's obviously exasperated by the price, so he pulls out his wallet, counts out how much he has and sees that he can afford an item on the menu. 03:40 He then orders the steak tartar, thinking that it's a steak, and the waiter says okay. 03:52 Then the, one of the busboys or waiters comes by and offers him a sample of the house wine. 04:02 He takes the sample but then refuses the glass of wine saying that he's gonna drive, making lots of funny gestures. 04:11 The waiter, the busboy then comes and takes his napkin out, flops it out, puts it on his lap. 04:23 And Mr. Bean is very amused by this motion so he keeps imitating it until the napkin flies off to the next table. 04:33 And while the woman at the next table is looking around to see who did that, Mr. Bean pulls the similarly colored tablecloth up from underneath the white tablecloth and tucks it in pretending that that's his napkin so that the woman wouldn't know where it came from. 04:53 Another thing I don't remember happening before or after that, Mr. Bean also plays around with one of the knives, pretending to stab air, which the lady at the next table also sees it and gives him a look. 05:08 I think that's it. 05:11 PROMPT: Due Date 05:13 Ah so this is oh what's his name, um, same guy who plays Iron Man'Robert Downey Jr., is at an airport, and the guy next to him looked like Zach Galifianakis? 05:37 Don't know if it was. 05:38 Is also at the airport and he's Robert Downey Jr's client. 05:42 Is a taller business man, he has a suitcase and a handbag, and he has a little monkey, and so he's'seems to be trying to get home. 05:57 And the guy next to him, he has a big beard, very disheveled looking, loudmouth, kind of talking a lot. 06:09 He is talking something about, I don't remember exactly what, but Robert Downey Jr says, 'oh well maybe your dad got it wrong.' 06:19 Oh! They were talking about nowhere to go but up, or nowhere to go but down. 06:27 And the Zach Galifianakis-looking guy drops his bag and he also drops Robert Downey Jr.'s bag, and then when he goes to pick it up, Robert says, oh, are you going to pick up my bag too, and he says'the other guy says, eh, no, not allowed to touch other people's bags at airports and he goes and walks off. 06:50 So Robert Downey Jr. goes through security, and goes through, heads over to the airport, makes it to his flight. 07:05 Oh and he gets stopped at security on the way. 07:08 Some of, one of his bags got switched with the other guy while the bags fell. 07:15 And so the security guard is pulling out like a Mad magazine and Robert's saying like, oh that's not mine, it must have gotten switched, and he pulls out a pipe and he says that's definitely not mine, I don't do drugs, and gets into a kind of awkward conversation with the security guard saying oh well, do I look like a type of drug mule, do you even know what a drug mule looks like and the other guy is taking offense because he's thinking he's making either a racist remark or some other kind of insinuation. 07:51 So finally, Robert makes it to the flight, he sits down, he's in first class. 07:57 And while he's sitting down, the other guy, Zach, comes up from the economy class and he puts his bag up and he's like 'oh this is so fancy,' like this is wonderful. 08:13 And he sees like, oh that's the guy I was talking to earlier and he starts a conversation and Robert is kind of off-put by him, especially when he puts his leg up to put his bag up in the overhead and mostly because the guy's shirt is pulling up and right in his face and when the waitress walks by and knocks him, the guy's stomach goes right into Robert's face. 08:47 Huh, all right. 08:50 PROMPT: How I Met Your Mother 08:52 So this was one of the audio clips. 08:55 It was talking about Barney and Quinn and them coming back from Atlantic City I guess? 09:02 There was talk at some point about Barney going to Atlantic City. 09:10 They had apparently just had an argument and they were going through the airport, so Barney had a bright pink bag, carryon bag because Quinn had apparently thrown his luggage away, and when they're going through security, the security guard says, 'oh, like who's bag is this' and Barney says oh yeah that's mine even though it's bright pink. 09:41 7.2 And they open it and there's this big metal box in it, and security guard and all the other security guards are getting him to open the box because it's a big metal box, to see if it's a threat or not. 09:57 And so he says, oh it's a magic trick, I'm not allowed to reveal my secrets, and it turns out that one of the security guards is a magician so he whispers what the magic trick is to the guy's ear, and they keep going, and he's like oh it's fine, it's fine, you can go. 10:15 So they go and Quinn is trying to get him to say what it is, and he won't say. 10:22 And so they get to their flight, they sit down, and he pulls out the box, and gives it to her. 10:26 He gives her a key and she opens the box and everyone's like crowded around, watching what's going on, and inside the box there's, the lid opens up and there's like a pot with dirt and a rose comes and grows out of the pot of dirt and opens up, and there's a ring in it, and Barney asks her to marry him. 10:52 I think that's it. 10:54 PROMPT: Friends 10:56 Ah, another airport one. 10:59 So this was Chandler and Monica going on their honeymoon and I guess Chandler had convinced Monica to go to the airport at a later time than she wanted to. 11:13 And they get there and there's a long line; Monica is obviously pissed at the long line for security but Chandler is very relaxed and he's just, you know, trying to relax her. 11:27 Monica's very adamant about making sure to get everything metallic off so that she won't get'make the X ray machine beep when she goes through. 11:39 She's very proud that it never beeped before in her life, she didn't want to make it beep. 11:44 She almost makes it beep by forgetting to take her anklet off, but she remembers. 11:48 And she holds on even though the guy in the back of her is yelling at her to go through quickly. 11:54 So she finally goes through, they make it through and they hear the last boarding call for their flight. 12:00 So the, Chandler gets, he offers 60 dollars to an old guy on an electric scooter for them to use his scooter and he agrees and they jump on and they take the scooter all the way to their gate, and they sit down and Monica's like oh next time we're going to do it my way, you know, get to the airport 4 hours early, and Chandler's just like oh just relax, and he starts singing that Bermuda Bahamas song. 12:39 I think that's it. 12:41 PROMPT: Brazil 12:42 So this was weird. 12:44 Um, so it was a woman dressed very interestingly. 12:50 She had a big leopard print shoe on her head and pink hair and she shows up to what looks like a very fancy restaurant with her apparently son who's carrying a silver-wrapped box with a red bow. 13:07 And her son's wearing a suit but isn't dressed as strangely as she is. 13:13 Um I think she was also wearing leopard skin other stuff. 13:18 And she asks, she wants to make sure that they have the table and apparently the person they came to meet was already there. 13:28 The host seems to know her very well. 13:32 He leads her to the table and there's another two women sitting at the table, one older, one younger. 13:40 The older woman kind of looked like something out of Monty Python, to be honest. 13:47 She is wearing a very strange hat, very obviously, very parody-like hat, and like big, purple, bright clothes. 13:59 And she had a big patch on the side of her head that looked like a bandage, or I guess it was a bandage. 14:07 And the other woman is dressed, or the younger woman is dressed more plainly, but she has this tube running into her mouth for some reason. 14:19 And she has curly blonde hair. 14:21 So the woman with the shoe sits to the right of the woman with the weird clothes and the bandage and the son sits between his mom and the younger woman. 14:35 The young woman offers the man salt, and the older woman who appears to be her mom says, 'oh not yet, not yet.' 14:46 So they all open up menus and they look like, well like everything looks like this could be a parody of an old-timey show. 14:54 The menus seemed to be electronic, and they go around ordering and they order just via saying the numbers, though the older woman's like oh you know what's good, either the 1 or 2, and the old man says'or the host says, okay, you'll have the 2. 15:16 The young woman says basically the same thing and the host says okay you'll have the 1. 15:20 And the woman with the shoe for the hat says um oh I'll have the 8 please. 15:27 And the host says, oh very perceptive. 15:31 And then the man, the young man says, oh I'll have a steak, and this seems to throw the host off and the host seems very adamant that he say a number. 15:43 He says, I'll have a steak, he's like, tell me the number 3. 15:47 So he says I'll have a steak, and the old man is very thrown off and very annoyed that the man won't say the number so he says okay, the 3 and walks, storms off. 16:00 So when the food comes out it's all, and it comes out almost immediately, and it's all just like mush and the first two seem green and the other two seem brown. 16:12 And they just have pictures of what they're supposed to be so I'm not sure, I've never seen this movie, but I probably will now. 16:22 So I think I'm done with that one (laughing). 16:26 PROMPT: The Big Bang Theory 16:27 Ah okay so in this one, Sheldon and um, oh, what's his face, his roommate, they're going to the restaurant that Peggy the waitress works in. 16:41 And it seems from the context of the conversation that this is primarily to see if like, to see Peggy and Sheldon's very distraught because he has a routine and the routine is to eat at a different restaurant named Big Boy and that was his Tuesday burger. 17:07 And he seemed very distraught that he was having to go to a restaurant that wasn't on the restaurant agenda. 17:15 But they go and they talk about oh like it's fine, you know, you'll be fine, just order a burger. 17:23 And they go into this whole thing of how, just because I like burgers doesn't mean I like every burger at every restaurant. 17:29 It means that I like specific burgers and specific restaurants, which I guess is just Sheldon being pedantic. 17:37 And finally, Peggy and his roommate convince Sheldon to get the burger, and Peggy says to um, I can't remember his name, we'll just call him L'Peggy tells L like oh, I saw you have, you had a date the other day, I'm very happy for you. 18:02 And L is trying to read into it and has this whole big thing of like I don't know if she's happy that I'm dating or she's happy that I'm happy that I'm dating, because one implies that she cares about how I feel versus the other implies that she's just happy for a situation and Sheldon counts his roommate as lucky that he can follow his train of thought, and it ends with Sheldon tasting the burger and deciding that just because it's an unknown burger and restaurant, that he actually likes the burger and might replace his Tuesday burger with that. 18:45 Ok, done. 18:47 PROMPT: The Santa Clause 18:48 This was an interesting one. 18:51 So this was Charlie and his father who's name I can't remember. 18:59 I guess his father had lost, or screwed up the turkey so they're going to Denney's for what seems like Christmas dinner. 19:13 And Charlie seems very unhappy about this and they go into Denney's and there's a big party of Japanese businessmen, and the waitress for some reason thinks that they're there for that party but they say that they're not. 19:31 And they go in and they sit down and there's a few other families, one sitting there, one of the fathers of the other family has like a bandage on his hand, so him and the dad who screwed up the turkey both look at each other and they give each other a nod because they understand that they both screwed up the turkey. 19:58 And they sit down and so they try, they start to order, and the waitress comes over, the name is Julie or Jill or something with a J, and she takes, she tries to take their order. 20:17 So first they order eggnog, which they're out of, and then so the dad goes with I forget, she tries to offer them coffee, I don't remember if they went for the coffee. 20:31 Charlie tries to order hot chocolate which they're also out of, and so he orders just a, I think it was just a Coke and chicken fingers, and the dad orders a turkey sandwich. 20:48 And they talk a little bit about the dad's ex-wife and her new boyfriend or husband, who I think was named Neil, and how he's a psychologist and how Charlie says like oh I learned things from Neil and the dad seems really pissed that the other guy's important in his son's life. 21:15 So, yeah, that's that.