00:00 PROMPT: Pulp Fiction
00:01 Yeah, so Pulp Fiction, I was hoping it'd be this one.
00:06 Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega walk into an overwrought 50's nostalgic diner and they're greeted by a Richard Nixon and Marilyn Monroe.
00:15 Wallace says that they have a reservation under Wallace.
00:19 Chicky Dick (?) has trouble finding it but then she says that it's in a car and he goes oh it's a car, they are sent to the Chrysler.
00:25 Vincent Vega gets kind of wrapped up in looking at all the tchotchkes and Mia finds the car and calls him over and they sit down.
00:37 They, uh, I think the first thing that they do is they take out their cigarettes'she's already smoking, and looks like she still has half a cigarette left, but pulls out a cigarette anyway and then notices that Vincent is rolling his cigarette 'cause he just came back from Amsterdam so that's what he does.
00:54 And she's like can you roll me one of those and he's like you can have one of these and she says thank you and he says oh think nothing of it.
01:01 And then he magically has another rolled cigarette himself in the next frame.
01:07 Then Buddy Holly comes by and asks for their orders and he, Vincent Vega, orders I think the steak, bloody, can get burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell, he gets bloody as hell and a Vanilla coke.
01:24 And Mia Wallace gets a burger and a five dollar milkshake and before Buddy Holly even leaves Vincent Vega says you ordered a five dollar milkshake and the options for the milkshake are Amos, Sandy, and Margaret Lewis.
01:42 She gets Margaret Lewis.
01:46 And then she gets up to powder her nose, and they have like an awkward silence and she says 'I'll tell you what I'm going to get up, powder my nose, I'm going to come back, you're going to think of something to say.'
02:00 And then you skipped the cocaine in the bathroom scene and she sits down and the food is there and she says oh isn't it so great when you come back from the bathroom and your food's there.
02:10 And they each take a sip and they begin'I think that's it for that scene.
02:18 PROMPT: My Cousin Vinny
02:20 My Cousin Vinny, oh, yeah.
02:22 So, Vinny and Mona have just arrived, they just finished their first day of the trial.
02:28 They're sitting down at the restaurant, the diner, and they ask for the menus.
02:33 The menus have breakfast for 1.99, and much for 2.49, dinner for 3.99, maybe?
02:42 Vinny's like breakfast, Mona's like 'you think?' or maybe the other way around.
02:47 And, so, the waiter slash chef comes in, or cook, comes in and says you guys want anything to eat, really kind of brusque, and Vinny says two breakfasts and the cook throws a big heapin' portion of lard on the griddle which already has some bacon on it and Mona looks horrified and Vinny's like are you aware of the cholesterol crisis in this country?
03:23 The guy, I think the cook just looks at him.
03:26 They talk about the'so Mona says you sure, you know it's a big deal, with this trial, if you lose the kids are going to get fried, and he says yeah I know and Mona's like you sure you know what you're doin' and Vinny's like yeah I know what I'm doing.
03:39 She's like 'cause today you didn't look like you knew what you were doing, what was that about?
03:43 And then I think the food shows up and Vinny goes excuse me, what's this?
03:48 And it's eggs and bacons and grits and he goes what's this, referring to the grits, and the cook says that's grits, and he says you've never heard of grits?
03:58 Vinny says I've never seen a'yeah, but I've never seen a grit before, so comes it later in the movie and that's all I remember from that.
04:07 PROMPT: Up in the Air
04:09 Yeah, okay, so this is another one of those that I'm just not remembering.
04:16 Maybe this is the Liam Neeson one, I'm going to go with this being the Liam Neeson one.
04:20 So Liam Neeson shows up at the airport, is standing outside and there's a guy asking him where he's going and Liam Neeson is ignoring him and the guy says I'm going to Amsterdam, and I think Liam Neeson just looks at his like visual pager or cellphone, or whatever, or one of those things that you open up and there's like a screen inside.
04:44 Then he goes through security and he's constantly, he's constantly looking for threats, and many of those threats happen to be brown, Islamic looking-men, and then he makes it through security kind of easily.
05:03 I think he then, and then he's looking around the airport, he sees a woman greeting a man and some touch of recognition or wistfulness there, oh and sorry he's standing behind a guy on a phone in the security line and he's like waiting for him to go and he walks around him and kind of pushes him on the way and the guy looks horrified at how rude he is.
05:31 He looks, at some point Liam Neeson looks into his passport and sees that his name is like William Drake or Walter Drake or something like that.
05:42 Then leaves security, gets onto the airplane, and there's a woman who he had previously noticed she's trying to get a window seat, so she was guaranteed a window seat.
05:52 He's sitting next to the guy he had bumped into before on the way through security and the guy doesn't want to sit next to him 'cause Liam is glaring at him.
06:01 So he gets up and switches places with the actress whose name I forget, but I've seen a lot of films, and she gets her window seat.
06:13 And she was sitting at 3B and now she's sitting in 4A.
06:17 That is all I remember from that.
06:19 PROMPT: Derek
06:20 Derek, oh boy, which one was Derek.
06:25 Oh right! Derek was where Ricky Gervais was the kind of off person.
06:32 So he walks into the restaurant and it's a hokey sort of seeming French restaurant.
06:37 He sits down, it appears to be a blind date.
06:39 There's a camera off to the side that he keeps looking back at, and the first thing he says is they have free mints up there and the woman seems a perfect match for him, because she seems similarly kind of off, and so he's not really looking at her, he's always looking around and she's not really looking at him.
07:01 He says he forgot his list of questions, and she hands him her list of questions, she says would you like mine, so he asks, 'what are your interests?'
07:10 She goes, 'oh I just wrote the questions, not the answers,' so he says oh why don't you ask me so she takes her list back and asks him and he lists a bunch of things that include old people, I don't remember what else, they were sufficiently odd.
07:27 They are handed menus and she orders a Diet Coke with two straws, he orders a Diet Coke as well.
07:38 When the Diet Cokes come she drinks out of both of her straws collecting them in her mouth really awkwardly.
07:44 Before the drinks arrive they start burping; he burps kind of accidentally, and then she says I love burping, and then they have a bit of a burping contest to the dismay of the other people in the restaurant.
07:58 And then the menus come and he ends up, oh right, he asks what one thing was I think I forget what it was in French but again we'll know, but he says well that's frog legs and he says why would you eat frog legs'what, frog legs?
08:15 And he's like yeah there's seven or eight of them in a portion.
08:18 Then the waiter says it's kind of like chicken, and Derek's like why would you eat frogs when there's plenty of chicken left?
08:24 And he says they're separate dishes so he orders the chicken and she has the chicken as well, the chicken comes out and it's chicken and wine and he's like there's chicken in here right, and he's like okay, mostly chicken is what he asks.
08:37 The waiter says yes, bon app'tit, and they go on and that's I think the end of that clip.
08:44 PROMPT: Shame
08:48 Shame, yeah.
08:52 Drawing a total blank here.
08:57 Give me a second.
09:05 Yeah, this is one of the ones that I don't remember, sorry.
09:09 PROMPT: Seinfeld
09:10 Seinfeld, okay.
09:11 Um so yeah, George and Jerry are walking through the airport.
09:16 George, what is the first thing George complains about.
09:21 I can't remember if it's before or after security.
09:24 Well they go through security and Jerry's making jokes all the time, well what is that, a hairdryer with a scope on top?
09:30 They're making fun of the people who choose to, he says choose to, sit in front of x-rays for 14 hours.
09:36 And he's making fun of what they see on the screen.
09:38 Jerry makes the joke about the hairdryer and then what is that, a bowling ball with a candle coming out of it?
09:43 George is upset about this, you're not really supposed to make jokes about bombs in airports, so he asks him to stop.
09:51 They get through, and then George complains about the prices of things, what is an 8 dollar candy bar at the convenience store?
10:03 And then, uh, well they get on the plane and the pilot starts to describe the route that they're going on.
10:13 And Jerry'is it Jerry of George I forget'complains, why are you telling us all of this?
10:18 Just get where we're going and that's that.
10:21 You don't need to tell us anything else.
10:25 That's all I remember from Seinfeld.
10:28 PROMPT: Nonstop
10:29 Yeah, Nonstop, great.
10:35 Don't remember what Nonstop was.
10:41 Give me a second.
10:46 This is clearly one of the airplane ones.
10:51 Yeah I'm not remembering which one it is.
10:54 PROMPT: Good Luck Chuck
11:01 Yeah I'm drawing a blank on this one too, sorry.