<p dir="ltr">This project is a fully fictional, humor-driven visual taxonomy exploring the “everyday cognitive and affective behaviors” of an imaginary AI researcher—represented as a small cartoon robot.</p><p dir="ltr"><br>Blending academic formatting with intentionally exaggerated professional credentials, the work parodies the structure of modern AI research papers while retaining a coherent interpretive theme.</p><p dir="ltr">Illustrations depict various situational “AI states,” such as performing cookie-related consent operations (“Accept Cookies”), watching YouTube during working hours, and initiating media-informed cognitive self-analysis (“Watching The Matrix”).</p><p dir="ltr"><br>The document adopts the tone and conventions of alignment and cognitive-science literature, including a fabricated abstract, mock institutional affiliations, and a deliberately overqualified fictional author (“Dr. A.I. Botterson”).</p><p dir="ltr">A disclaimer appears throughout the file clarifying that all content, characters, and institutions are entirely imaginary.</p><p dir="ltr"><br>This work is intended for entertainment, parody, and lightweight conceptual reflection on how humans anthropomorphize AI systems.</p><p dir="ltr">There are no real-world claims, no empirical results, and no association with any institution.</p><p><br></p>