This is a nearly verbatim transcript of the specially prepared interview by the ICC concerning the newly officially released ZHA --- Zee Hacker Assistant, from the Nuchwezi Research team. The Interviewee is specifically the inventor of the technology --- Joseph Willrich Lutalo, however, for especially creative purposes, the interview is conducted as though he were two distinct persons; Future Professor Joseph Willrich Lutalo, and Most Ancient Priest, Adept Psymaz.