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Chocolate flow diagram

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posted on 2025-04-17, 08:02 authored by Matthew PartridgeMatthew Partridge

A flow diagram advising researchers to eat chocolate for any scenario, from funding rejections to literal lab fires. The joke is that chocolate is always the recommended solution.

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2016-07-07

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"A flow diagram showing that chocolate is the solution for every research scenario."

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"When to eat chocolate: a guide for researchers How's your day? Good Bad What happened? Didn't get funding Experiment didn't work Lab is on fire Bureaucracy Sucks! You'll need energy to write a new grant application Better walk to the shops to think up new ideas You might be in shock you should keep your blood sugar up Chocolate requires no paper work Eat chocolate"

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