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Birds of Academia A Spotters Guide

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posted on 2025-04-17, 08:02 authored by Matthew PartridgeMatthew Partridge

A lighthearted cartoon featuring ten different birds, each symbolising a distinct academic archetype. Their humorous traits reflect common roles, personalities, and challenges found in academia, from the all-knowing technician to the overstressed student.

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2016-03-02

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A cartoon of ten birds, each representing a different academic role with humorous descriptions.

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Birds of Academia A Spotter's Guide Technician Owl Knows how everything works. Probably saved your life in the lab more times than you realise Professorial Turkey Has seen it all and done it all. Will regale you with decades of departmental conversation Stressed Kiwi of Deadlines Survives solely on coffee. Panics about everything The Zen Chick Maintains an unflustered demeanour in ultra-stressful environments with broad acceptance and minimal meltdown Laser Eagle Reviews Can stare directly into lasers. Also great at peer review feedback (which might hurt) Blind Mallard Reviewer Will read your grant and propose random changes with no explanation Blue Bird of Celebration Brings departmental good news (any small success is worth celebrating) The Hangover Student Robin Attends 9am labs fuelled by cold pizza and regrets Lecturer Penguin Proudly waddles between lecture halls to deliver knowledge Post-Doc Pigeon Flaps around campus looking for a permanent nest

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