This cartoon is a flow diagram advising academics on how to choose units of measurement. It humorously suggests inventing a new unit if the science is groundbreaking or resorting to obscure units when the data is uncertain.
History
Creation date
2016-03-23
AltText
Flow diagram on choosing standard or obscure units for academic measurements.
Transcript
What units should you use? A guide for academics
Is this a cutting-edge new science?
Are you sure? Go check the literature again
Yay, invent a new unit and name it after yourself
Crap I found some papers
Not really
Is there a commonly used unit in other papers?
Yes
Is your data good?
Yes
Use the common units and be smug about how good your data is
2.6 (dull / boring)
Err
Pick the most obscure unit you can find
2.6 (stoats lengths / gram)